The appliance disaster of 2014

We don't buy a lot of extravagant things. When the rare occasion comes that we can afford something expensive, I get very selective. On the 13th, I baked some bread in the afternoon. That evening I turned on the oven to bake some kale chips. The oven never turned on. There was no clicking, no gas flow...nothing. I tried everything. I took off the knobs and turned the metal things...nothing. Panic began to rise in me! WHAT WAS I GOING TO DO?!?! We have to make almost everything!

Leigh came home and we decided to take some of the tax return and buy a new oven. We would also replace the dishwasher because the racks fell out and it only sort-of cleaned the dishes. 

We went to Lowe's over President's Day weekend and purchased an oven and a dishwasher for a pretty good deal. Unfortunately, they both would have to be delivered the following week. 

After what seemed like an eternity my oven was delivered! 

I was so happy! It had a griddle and I loved the controls and the oven timer and I thought it would look great with the new cabinets we are planning in the next year or so. Then less than three days after installing the oven I pulled a dish out of the cupboard to the left of the oven, bonked the side of the oven and the whole glass front shattered. 

Having purchased the warranty that I was assured covered "everything" I called the service department. "Nope!" I was told, "intentional or unintentional breakage was not covered." They were sorry, but there was nothing they could do. I could purchase a new door.  After a rant on Facebook I learned that Samsung ovens are known for their glass breaking, but usually it is on the self clean cycle and then it explodes outward and showers the kitchen with 500 degree glass. Suddenly I am very grateful! 

Leigh calls and talks to some people, yells at some people, and finally gets the thing resolved. I get to go pick out a new oven the next day. I pick out a new one. It is not the one I wanted, but it is about the same.

I don't like stainless steel, the griddle is harder to clean, I don't like the oven timer as much or the way you set the oven temp. I'm not sure how it will look with the cabinets I want. They seem like frivolous things, but when I spend $700 on something I want it to be EXACTLY what I want. But it cooks bread and makes it so we don't have to eat out. 

So with that out of the way we move onto the dishwasher. I was told it would be delivered on the 27th. But the day before the original oven came I got a call and was told it would be here on the 19th. I was a happy camper. On the 19th I unhooked the dishwasher and waited patiently for a call. It never came. I called the store and was assured that if it was scheduled for delivery, it would come. By 7:30, I realized it is not coming. 

I call the next day and I am informed that it is not coming that day, or any day soon. It is coming on the 27th. I am now doing dishes for eight by hand for almost 2 weeks. Lots of people for lots of years did dishes by hand...I however, do not WANT to do dishes by hand! .

I then get a phone call on the 22nd that the dishwasher will be here on Sunday the 23th, slotted for delivery on the 24th. YAY! 

Sunday comes and I received ANOTHER phone call telling me that even though they filled out all the paperwork correctly, the dishwasher that came was not the correct one. I have a choice of reordering the one I wanted (and have it come in 7-10 days) or take whatever they had that had the three features I wanted. I just wanted a dishwasher!!!

So now, $1400 later, I have a new dishwasher and oven, neither one of which are the ones I wanted. On the upside I learned how to install a dishwasher. 

Moral of the story: Do not buy anything from Lowe's you cannot walk out of the store with! 

Wendy Muckey: Rabbit Breeder

If you would have asked we 3 months ago if Mediocre Acres would be producing meat rabbits I would have emphatically told you NO!! We were doing a colony setting and our rabbits were just not breeding (so we thought). We just kept feeding them, and they just kept hopping around. No one was producing anything.

We were also having issues with the dogs getting to the rabbits. They killed both Elliot's pet rabbits and one of the breeder bucks. Then one day on October, Elliot came in with a baby bunny and said, "Don't worry, mom, Wilma didn't kill it!" Unfortunately, later it died. And at that point I knew breeding had been successful...but now we had no buck. 

Before we knew it we had 3 litters, but still no buck. After researching I realized that first time rabbit moms are usually bad and a lot of their babies die. Also, given that they were breeding in the summer, they had an even lower chance of survival. Now that the weather was changing, and the moms had a few litters to practice, we could really get an efficient meat breeding program going. Without even trying, we ended up with 12 babies (1 of which we still have to catch) and we believe there is another litter under the shed. 

As a compromise, I decided to build a grow-out pen, and individual hutches for each of the breeders. While they cannot hop around as much and they have wire under their feet, they are not killed by the dogs. If I was a rabbit I would think that wsa a fair trade. (We bought a New Zealand cross buck to round out the breeding set.) Leigh thinks the dimensions are ridiculously large for a breeding set up, but I am comfortable with the grow out pen of 10'x3'x2' and hutches of 4'x3'x2'. 

I never realized that I would have loved breeding rabbits so much. Leigh asked me if I thought I would like it when it came to harvest time. I don't see it as any different than harvesting the chickens and pigs. As a matter of fact, the rabbits spend less time on our farm than either of the other two kinds of animals, and the offspring all look the same. I enjoy producing safe, toxin free food for my family. 

We decided our breeders needed names. I decided to combine my new love of rabbit breeding with my other love of family history. I named the buck Sylvester after my great great grandfather who immigrated from Portugal. Doe #12 is named Delilah after Leigh's ggg grandmother's twin sister. Unfortunately, Leigh's ggg grandmother's name was Ulilah. Doe #2 is named Clarissa after Leigh's gggg grandmother, and Doe #3 is named Mercy after my tenth great grandmother.

Mercy Sprague was one of my favorite relatives and this is why:

In march 1651/52 Mercy was before the court to "answare for mixed dauncing". She was cleared of this charge with an admonishment(PCR III-5) At court held 3 March 1662/3 Joseph Rodgers "complaineth against Rebeckah and Alice Pierce" asking for damages of 20 pounds for saying that he and Mercy Tubbs were seen lying under a blanket. However, Joseph did not appear when the case was called and was non-suited. Therefore it seems that the gossip was factual. At the next session of court 1 Jun 1663 "the court being informed that Joseph Rodgers Namasakeesett hath frequently and from time kept companie with Merceye, the wife of William Tubbs, in a way and after such manor as hath given att least to suspect that there hath been laciuiouse (lasciviuos) actes committed by them, the Court...hath required him to remove his dwelling...and that att anytime he shall bee taken ... in companie of the said Merceye Tubbs...he shall (be) surely whipt." (PCR IV-42) 

     Not daunted, the couple persisted. So at October Court "Wee present Josepth Rodgers and Merceye Tubbs for that were both lying together on a bed, under a rugg, before the fier. And also the same Mercey Tubbs for that att another time she carried unseemly in the prescence of Josepth Rodgers." The jury gave a verdict of true presentment (guilty). Joseph and Mercy were each heavily fined. Mercy apparently left home at this time. Shortly after this time William Paybody (Peabody) granted William a divorce, but the court overruled him 8 Jun 1664 fining Paybody for" making a writing regaurding William Tubbs marriage vows". (PCR IV-66) At the same court session William published, with regaurd to Mercy, that he was "disowning all debts that shee shall make unto any from this time forward." (PCR IV-66) John Arthur was in court 1 Aug 1665 "for entertaining the wife of one Talmon and the wife of William Tubbs" (PCR IV-104)

     William periodically petitioned for divorce until 3 Jun 1668 when his pleas were recognized and a notice sent to Mercy through the government of Rhode Island, where she was living, to return to William or lose all rights and claims against him. (PCR IV-187) Her negative reply was recieved by 7 Jul 1668 and the court that day gave William his divorce "Mercy have for 4 yaers and upward absented herself." (PCR IV-192)

And you thought our court systems were bogged down! Aren't you glad every person caught lying under a rug in front of the fire is not hauled into court?! Ya, me too! 

Well anyway, Sylvester and Delilah mated yesterday. We should have babies on the 31st. We will be mating Sylvester and Clarissa on February 1st and Sylvester and Mercy on March 1st. Our plan is to breed each doe once every 3 months. While they can be breed almost immediately after giving birth...that's a whole lot of babies we have to feed and harvest! We're going to go slow in the beginning. 

Bouncing Baby Bunnies

We have meat rabbits. Well, we have rabbits...of a breed that is conducive to eating. We have 3 Californian does. We had 2 New Zealand bucks till Wilma and Seamus killed them a few weeks ago. We had plans of giving the does away because they were not breeding and we were tired of unsuccessfully trying to breed them.

As a side note, we have a colony set up. So many people tell us that it is a waste of time and it is not the most efficient way of breeding rabbits. To them I say, I am not interested in efficiency. I am interested in HUMANELY raising rabbits. Rabbits need to be able to hop and stretch out fully. We kept a bunny in a cage for almost a year, then introduced her into the colony setting. The change in the rabbit was amazing. When we got the New Zealands and plopped them into the colony they did not even know how to hop...and they were 18 months old. 

Granted the mortality rate of our rabbits is high, due to the dogs (we are working on that) but the lives they have are natural bunny lives. They dig and forage and hop and stretch. So, before you tell me how much more EFFICIENT cages are, live for 18 months in a cage unable to stand up or take a full step. 

Anyway we decided that if we could not do the rabbits in a colony successfully, we will not do rabbits. Then Elliot brought me THIS:

This is a 3 week old baby bunny he rescued from Wilma and Seamus. Unfortunately, there was nothing we could do for it and it died. But this was the first I had seen of ANY babies.

I went outside and crept very quietly up to the pen, and we had babies!!! LOTS!! 2 large ones maybe 4 weeks old, and 4 small ones, about 3 weeks old. 

One of the "little" babies

One of the "big" babies

Yesterday, Thanksgiving, I delayed doing my chores. I regret that now...very much. When I did go outside to feed and water the livestock, I found that the final doe had had her kits. 

First time mother rabbits are not good mothers. Sometimes they eat their babies, sometimes they have them and walk away. And sometimes they have them out in the open on a very cold fall morning. That is what our rabbit did. By they time I went outside, I found 6 dead baby rabbits, only a few hours old. I imagine all but 1 (he was deformed) were born alive but did not live long. I was collecting the bodies and I followed them back to the "nest". It was very poorly made and out in the open. I was pulling bodies out when I felt something move. As I pulled them out I found 2 babies still alive. 

They were freezing. They felt as though I had pulled them out of the refrigerator. I ran them into the house, handed them to Lea and said, "Keep these warm!" She immediately put them under her shirt while I madly Googled how to take care of orphaned baby bunnies. 

We set up a little box for them and braved Wal-Mart to buy Pedialyte and puppy formula.

I am happy to say they bunnies survived the night. 

They only eat 2-3 times a day. I got up and 1 am and fed them. I will probably do that for a few more days, then they can eat 3 times a day. Their eyes should be open in a week, and they are fully weaned by 3 weeks. (They should have hair by this time next week)

If these rabbits survive, we will keep them...and not as food. We will add them to the breeding stock.

We have also decided on a happy medium as far as colony raising goes. A week or so before the rabbits give birth, we will put them in a large cage. They will kindle in there, and as soon as the babies are close to being weaned, we will allow mom and babies back into the colony. So colony raising with a nursery! 

They will still be bad mom's the first few times, but it seems as though this might be the most EFFICIENT way to raise in a colony.

Frittata and Parsley on Hand Washed Dishes

This is not at all what you are thinking. Well, maybe it is, but here goes! 

I was getting tired of sandwiches or pasta for lunches so I decided to think outside the lunch box. A perk of home schooling is that I do not have to prepare a meal 4 hours before they are going to eat it. So why not a hot lunch? Something we are never lacking is eggs, so I decided to make a Firttata. I happened to have sausage and potato. BAM! Lunch! 

Best part about it: EVERYONE LIKED IT!!!

It was as though a light shone down on it and the angels were singing!!!

There was no parsley involved in the recipe. 

This is Parsley:

She is about 11 weeks old. And of course, Elliot loves her. 

She is a wonderful kitty and lets everyone lug her around, even Quinn. As a side note, her name is Parsley because our other cat's name is Sage. Maybe some day we will get two more kitties named Rosemary and Thyme, but for now, I am at my limit.  

My dishwasher broke. There is no way to sugar coat it. It has been on its way out for a while, but this week not only did it stop draining, it began pouring water out of the bottom. 

We have committed to living a debt free life and have been working very hard to reduce our current debt as much as possible. We recently exhausted our savings with some unexpected travel and a stupid car repair (it was necessary but I am still bitter about it) so our choice was to put the new dishwasher on credit or hand wash the dishes. 

After a short discussion Leigh came home with my BRAND NEW...

dish drying rack. Only $5 at the dollar store! 

Well, you know us, we like to do things the old fashioned way. 

There...

...just like the olden days.

On the up side it looks like the budget fairies will allow us to pay cash for a new dishwasher in December. I only have to "Little House on the Prairie" my dishes for a few more weeks! 

Well, That is What You Call a Goat Fornication

So the wind is out of control here. Our feed shed flipped over and while I was in the process of trying to pull it apart, the goat shed rips from the ground and flips over. In these winds I finish pulling apart the shed and go and try to flip over the 8x10 metal goat shed my myself. Julia in the mean time calls Heather and she comes over to help. By the time she gets here I have righted the goat shed, but the chicken shed is about to go. As we are madly trying to secure both sheds we look over and see 2 of the goats...well...fornicating. Yep. That is what this is a big ol' goat--well, you get the picture.

In the process of this whole ridiculousness, I am hit in the ribs with the shed door. 

I am just happy that my ribs did not break. 

Garden Pests

We do not use pesticides on our garden. We use natural pest control methods and only organic fertilizer. This year we have been lazy and have not used either. 

Our garden is kind of hit and miss. Our corn was a dismal failure, as were our bush beans. We got about 2 ounces of pole beans (Rattlesnake beans) and it is just enough to replant next year. Our peppers were okay, as were our melons. Our sunflowers were wonderful, and we got over 30 lbs of pickling cucumbers. We have some amazing volunteer Roma and Beefsteak tomatoes, they are just ripening slowly. Our major success story this year has been our cherry tomatoes. They did so well they choked out our chili peppers. These things grow like weeds. We have harvested over 7 lbs of tomatoes each no larger than a marble. And that does not count the ones that I catch the kids picking and snacking on. We still have tons of green ones that have yet to ripen. And they are so pretty!

I am pretty impressed with out harvest not only because we have never had such an abundant crop with so little work, but the horn worms have been out of control this year. There is ONE leaf left on this plant! 

We have done nothing to kill them but send Noah and Elliot out there to pick them off the plant and feed them to the chickens. 

Elliot spots them and Noah picks them off. Elliot is actually afraid of them. He says it is because they are gross and "throw up" on him. If doesn't phase Noah at all. They are a great team, but the worms do a lot of damage before they get big enough for the boys to take care of. 

One of the perks of not using any pest control but the "picking" method is whole ecosystems live in the plants. The kids have seem more bugs this year than any other year. 

These "Fuzzos" are a favorite among the kids. We had a tank of close to 20 of them for a few days. They just kept bringing them in! I finally told them they had to let them go because they would not turn into moths if they stayed inside. I don't know if that is true, but I was just tired of having to remind them to go get amaranth for them to eat. They eat A LOT! 

So may crickets. Big ones. 

Small ones. 

Whole families! (There are three in this picture. Can you see them all?) Also notice the half eaten tomatoes...dang worms...

There is also the mother of all grasshoppers: The Horse Lubber Grasshopper. 

I did not take this picture. Every time the kids catch one I try to get my camera, but it gets away before I can get a picture. Want a concept of how big they are? 

Again, I have no idea who this guy is...this is a Google image, but the kids have caught ones at least this big. The biggest one I saw in Noah's hand was roughly the size of a hot dog with grasshopper legs. I was really afraid of that one. 

Even better...they hiss...and fly. Essentially they are my mother's and sister's nightmares come to life. Elliot will manhandle these beasts, but don't get near him with a horn worm. 

Sure garden pests eat your food, but by letting them have a place in our garden we have uncovered the budding entomologists in our kids.  

New Farm Toys

Leigh has been wanting a riding lawn mower for close to a year. Last monsoon we had to cut the grass with a weed whacker. An acre of weed whacking is a long, crappy process. A friend of Leigh's is moving to New Mexico and she is trying to sell her house. She is selling a lot of her stuff and among her things is a nice riding mower with a tow behind cart. She needed it off her property to show the house so we brought it to our house. We love it so much we are going to buy it from her. 

Not only are we going to be able to mow the yard way faster than before, Leigh can give "train rides" to the kids. 

Notice Elliot's bull riding stance. 

There is so much hillbilly about this picture: shoeless, shirtless Noah in the back, the grass head sticking out of Elliot's teeth, the boots...they have real tree camo on them. But they are having so much fun! 

Liam love the rides...for others. He will not get in the cart, but squeals, laughs and runs along next to it. 

"Faster Dad! Faster!"

Who needs Disneyland? We have Mr. Toad's Wild Ride right here!